Diary of a mad bride
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Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said "yes." Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of! What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks? A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world's ugliest bridesmaid dress.... My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head.... -- My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring: "What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years." -- My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party: "To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!" -- My best friend, Anita: "Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I'm happy for you. Stephen's a major piece of ass and he's got a sense of humor. Just as long as you're certain this is what you want." Would I survive this day after all....'
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|Grouping Title||diary of a mad bride|
|Grouping Author||wolf laura|
|Last Grouping Update||2019-08-09 13:03:32PM|
|Last Indexed||2019-10-13 04:30:25AM|
|author||Wolf, Laura, 1967-|
|available_at_garfield||GCP Carbondale Branch|
|detailed_location_garfield||GCP Carbon Fiction|
|local_callnumber_garfield||FIC WOL DIA|
|owning_library_garfield||Garfield County Library|
|owning_location_garfield||GCP Carbondale Branch|
|subject_facet||Female friendship -- Fiction|
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Weddings -- Fiction
|title_display||Diary of a mad bride|
|title_full||Diary of a mad bride / Laura Wolf|
|title_short||Diary of a mad bride|